
So I have a serious craving for this:

But I have a serious deficit of this:

Other obstacles:
—It’s Sunday and I live in the Bible belt. Therefore, all the cheap grocery stores are closed today. Or they are too far away and I’ve got about six miles of gas in my vehicle. What’s the deal, Aldi? Poor people need food, too!
Put your thinking cap on, Jessamyn. This could be a meal:impossible. But I believe you can successfully create an outstanding shepherd’s pie on your ‘no money budget’. Ready, Set, Go.